by Shannon Lawrence
Have pests infiltrated your home? Can’t sit on a tuffet without a spider giving you a hard time? Talking mice judging your cooking? Sprites? Faeries? Creepy Crawlies?
Call the Pied Piper Exterminators! We’ll get rid of pests, both magical and mundane, for a song.
Obituary for This Little Piggy
By j.a. kazimer
Death Writer New Never News
A sad day for the Little Piggy Family as the eldest, and biggest piggy succumbed to salmonella poisoning after eating some tainted roast beef. This Little Piggy was best known for his skill at marketing. He will be missed.
In other news, The Butcher has a sale on pork chops. Buy one and get a second one, half price. Supplies are limited.