Prince Charming's Cheap

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CURSES! is on SALE!!!!! You can grab the first book in the F***ed Up Fairy Tale Series, CURSES! at any of the links below: $2.99 on Noo...

It's a Book!

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Today FROGGY STYLE finally hits the shelves. Learn more about the secret lives of princes and princess of New Never City in the latest editi...

Video of Froggy Style

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Isn't it Time You Kissed a Toad?

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In less than 30 days, FROGGY STYLE will be released. In honor of that, I'm going to give away some cash (okay, a gift card of your ...

Buck Up, Princess

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Feeling especially poor this holiday season? Well there is hope, in the form of a rich, abet stupid crop of princes looking for love in al...

No Present This Christmas

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The Ghost of Christmas Present was arrested last night for incandescent exposure after Villain Union Leader, Miss Muffet, complained that wh...

Prince Hospitalized

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Prince Chaffing was hospitalized over the weekend for a wicked rash. Doctors suspect the condition was caused by too tight, tights. The ...

How to Make a Prince Like You

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Advice From a Cartoon Princess, Part 2

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Advice From a Cartoon Princess, Part 1

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Mirror Declared Incompetent

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall has been declared incompetent by a jury of his peers. Charges against the mirror were brought by Snow White after...

Pied Piper Arrested

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Peter the front-man for the band, The Pied Pipers, was arrested last night after neighbors complain of a loud series of noises coming from h...

Joe White to Toss His Dwarf in the Ring

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With the elections over, it is time for New Never City to focus on what's important, next year's election. Citizens will be voting o...

Win a Copy of FROGGY STYLE!

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Want to win a Advance Reader Copy of FROGGY STYLE? It's easy. You can enter by clicking LIKE on my author page at j.a. kazimer on fa...

Reporter Reveals Shocking Truth

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Cheaters do, in fact, win. Shocking I know. Want proof? Take a look at General Petraeus. He won that Iraq War thingy after all.   ...

F***ed Up Day of Writing

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Want to Hear a Secret?

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Join me for swag and other goodies this Saturday! j.a. kazimer will host the Boulder Writers’ Workshop Literary Salon on Saturday, Octob...

New Never City Besteller List

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A list of the top four books being read by the New Never City elite: 1. 50 Shades of Periwinkle, a not-so-erotic voyage into the sex life o...

Fire in Greenwitch Villiage Kills Two

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By j.a. kazimer Pyrotechnic Beat New Never News A freakish four alarm fire broke out overnight at the headquarters of the villain's un...

Lost Boy Found Dead

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by j.a. kazimer Crime Beat, New never News Peter Pan, founding member of the band The Lost Boys, Neverland's top grossing boy-band in th...