Old MacDonald Free On Bond

By j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat New Never News

Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O.
And on that farm he had a seventy-five marijuana plants worth $150,000, EE-I-EE-I-O,
With a bond set at 150,000 dollars no one expected him to get out
Here a bond, there a bond, everywhere a bond
Old MacDonald had a stint in jail, EE-I-EE-I-O.

Now he's free on bond until his court date on March 25th.

Old MacDonald Arrested in Overnight Pot Bust

By j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat New Never News

Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O.
And on that farm he had a seventy-five marijuana plants worth $150,000, EE-I-EE-I-O,
With a bong here and a stoner there
Here a DEA agent there a DEA agent, everywhere DEA agents
Old MacDonald had a pot farm, EE-I-EE-I-O.

Now he has a nice jail cell in the New Never City Detention & Dance Center.