Letter to the Editor
New Never News
Hey Diddle Diddle,
A Cat and a Fiddle? Really? Isn't this the sort of thing proponents of the same-silverware ban were talking about? Where's it stop? Next you'll be telling me a cow jumped over the moon, and there's a video of it available at the local library. What's happened to our great city?
~ A Spoon
Dear Spoon:
:P
~ The Editor
Showing posts with label Silverware Rights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silverware Rights. Show all posts
New Never City Bans Same-Silverware Marriage
By j.a. kazimer
Legal New Never News
Dinnerware across the city is up in forks over the new ban on same-silverware marriage. No longer will the Dessert Fork and the Salad Fork enjoy the same protection under the law as the Dish and the Spoon.
Proponents of the ban state: "At the Last Supper, Jesus ate with a fork and a spoon. Not a spoon and a spoon. It's just not natural."
Natural or not, the law will be challenged all the way to the 5th District Fairy Court. As opponents claim the law violates their Silverware Rights.
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