One Dead After Accident on Grimm's Highway

By j.a. kazimer
Traffic New Never News


Traffic snarled on Grimm's Highway earlier today after a mid-morning accident. Police blame the accident on some rather strange circumstances. It seems a group of birds with similarly colored plumes began flocking together under the Over the Moon Underpass, causing the dish and his mate, the spoon, to veer off the highway and crash into a brick wall where a young egg sat. The egg did not survive the fall.

Woman Sited Following Car Accident

By j.a. kazimer
Street Beat New Never News


The younger of Cinderella's stepsisters was sited by police yesterday following a three car collision on Grimm's Highway.

The charge? Being ugly, of course.

According to the arresting officer, the accident occurred when the ugly stepsister jaywalked across the highway, and a truck full of chickens narrowed avoided hitting her ugly mug.

When asked why the ugly stepsister cross the road, the police responded, "To get to the other side, you idiot."