by j.a. kazimer
For Daniel, New Never News
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell an Brit!
According to the latest research by the Giant Institute of the Beanstalk, despite the long held belief, the blood of people of English decent does not in fact smell any worse than any other nationality.
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Showing posts with label Giant. Show all posts
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! Bakery Opens
by j.a. kazimer
Food New Never News
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!
I smell the scent of english muffins!
Fresh ground coffee too!
The Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! Bakery is now open on the corner of Beanstalk and Piggy Way. Come on down for some fresh baked goodies that even the biggest, badest will love. Take a few home to grandma too!
Meter Maidens Claim Sexual Harassment
By j.a. kazimer
Legal News New Never News
All over New Never City, Meter Maidens are quitting, claiming sexual harassment at the hands of New Never City Parking Comissioner, Jolly Green-Gaint. Former Meter Maiden, Snow White states, "He stands around, saying things like, 'Ho Ho Ho, Green Giant' and then waggles his leafy eyebrows. It's disgusting."
The mayor of New Never City is looking into the allegations.
Legal News New Never News
All over New Never City, Meter Maidens are quitting, claiming sexual harassment at the hands of New Never City Parking Comissioner, Jolly Green-Gaint. Former Meter Maiden, Snow White states, "He stands around, saying things like, 'Ho Ho Ho, Green Giant' and then waggles his leafy eyebrows. It's disgusting."
The mayor of New Never City is looking into the allegations.
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