Help Wanted
Old Mother Hubbard's All Bare Cupboard is currently looking for dancers to work the morning shift. Ugly stepsisters need not apply.
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Dancers Wanted
Help Wanted
Old Mother Hubbard's All Bare Cupboard is currently looking for dancers to work the morning shift. Ugly stepsisters need not apply.
WANTED: Someone to Row a Boat to Shore
Help Wanted:
Now hiring for a boat rower to go gently down the stream. Must think life is but a dream.
Apply today.
Be All You Can Be in the Villain Union
by j.a. kazimer
Classifieds New Never News
CLASSIFIEDS
Villainous Help Wanted
~ The New Never City Villainous Union is now hiring. Positions include henchman, villain, mad scientist, and janitor. You must complete a full background interrogation that includes a cavity search, as well as pass a drug test. We are an equal opportunity employer, expect for heroes. We really hate those guys. To learn more about the positions, or to receive an application, email us at Bad_Guys@VU.com.
Classifieds New Never News
CLASSIFIEDS
Villainous Help Wanted
~ The New Never City Villainous Union is now hiring. Positions include henchman, villain, mad scientist, and janitor. You must complete a full background interrogation that includes a cavity search, as well as pass a drug test. We are an equal opportunity employer, expect for heroes. We really hate those guys. To learn more about the positions, or to receive an application, email us at Bad_Guys@VU.com.
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