Dancers Wanted

Help Wanted

Old Mother Hubbard's All Bare Cupboard is currently looking for dancers to work the morning shift. Ugly stepsisters need not apply.

WANTED: Someone to Row a Boat to Shore

Help Wanted:

Now hiring for a boat rower to go gently down the stream. Must think life is but a dream.

Apply today.

Missed Connections

by j.a. kazimer
Romance New Never News


MISSED CONNECTIONS from Craigslist.OGRE

~ You, a beautiful blonde wearing a silver/white dress that smalled faintly of pumpkins and pine sol.

~ Me, a prince with a foot fetish.

Would love to find you and maybe marry, if the shoe fits.

Princebook me.

Free to A Good Home

by j.a. kazimer
Classifieds New Never News


CLASSIFIEDS

Free to a good home

~ One self-important cricket with a stuffy British accent and a top hat.

If you're interested, please call the one and only, super cool DJ Pinocchio at (555)-REAL-BOY.