Hundreds Mourn After Princess' Death
by j.a. kazimer
Hundreds of mourners arrived at Grimm's Cemetery for the funeral of famed princess, Cinderella, who was struck down by the Fairy-Second Street Bus on Saturday. Her fiance, Prince Charming, appeared inconsolable and had to be helped from the graveside by a gaggle of extremely well dressed and good-looking young men.
The only relative not in attendance was Asia, Cinderella's estranged and ugly stepsister.
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Obituary for This Little Piggy
Obituary for This Little Piggy
By j.a. kazimer
Death Writer New Never News
A sad day for the Little Piggy Family as the eldest, and biggest piggy succumbed to salmonella poisoning after eating some tainted roast beef. This Little Piggy was best known for his skill at marketing. He will be missed.
In other news, The Butcher has a sale on pork chops. Buy one and get a second one, half price. Supplies are limited.
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