A list of the top four books being read by the New Never City elite:
1. 50 Shades of Periwinkle, a not-so-erotic voyage into the sex life of Georgie Porgie.
2. The Hungry Games, a look at the fairy tale relationship between Jack Sprat and his wife following gastric bypass surgery
3. Tinkerlight, a young women with wings falls for a lost boy.
4. CURSES! A F***ed Up Fairy Tale, a New Never City Tell-all