In less than 30 days, FROGGY STYLE will be released. In honor of
that, I'm going to give away some cash (okay, a gift card of your
choosing), and lots of other semi-lame prizes like ebooks, book-books,
and a super special prize of being in my next book (not literally, even
if you beg I refuse to drain your blood and use it as ink, so quit
asking). But I will name a character after you (or anyone you want) as
well as use some personality traits/quirks/kinks. So all of your friends
can laugh and jeer you at odd times.
Anyway, to win this amazing prize or prizes, you simply need to sign over your soul. Like you're using it....
I'm running two contests. Please pass it along to your friends, relatives, and enemies. Here are the details for each:
a Frog Sweepstakes
Want to win a fabulous vacation to a tropical island? Or how
about a brand new car? If so, I suggest you enter the Publishers Clearing
House. If you want to win a semi-cool prize like a $100 gift card to Amazon (or
the gift card of your choice) or better yet, infamy when a character based on
you (or the person of your choice) appears in book three of the F***ed-Up Fairy
Tale series, enter the Kissing a Frog Sweepstakes in honor of the release of
the irreverent fairy tale novel FROGGY STYLE.
Are you adorable? Scratch that. Are you willing to embarrass
yourself for cash? Then the Kissing a Frog Contest is for you. Take your best
digital pic of you/your sister/your grandma/your next door neighbor/your parrot
kissing a frog (whether it is an actual frog or a stuffed one, or even your dog
in animal drag), and upload it to your facebook/twitter/instagram with the
hashtag: #FroggyStyle or send it to email@example.com
Photos will be displayed on author’s website/social media.
Prizes include a $50 gift card, books, ebooks, and toy