Anyway, to win this amazing prize or prizes, you simply need to sign over your soul. Like you're using it....
I'm running two contests. Please pass it along to your friends, relatives, and enemies. Here are the details for each:
FROGGY STYLE: Kissing a Frog Sweepstakes
Want to win a fabulous vacation to a tropical island? Or how about a brand new car? If so, I suggest you enter the Publishers Clearing House. If you want to win a semi-cool prize like a $100 gift card to Amazon (or the gift card of your choice) or better yet, infamy when a character based on you (or the person of your choice) appears in book three of the F***ed-Up Fairy Tale series, enter the Kissing a Frog Sweepstakes in honor of the release of the irreverent fairy tale novel FROGGY STYLE.
It’s easy, mostly painless, and now wart-free.
Enter today at www.jakazimer.com.
Sweepstakes ends March 30, 2013.
Kissing a Frog Photo Contest
Are you adorable? Scratch that. Are you willing to embarrass yourself for cash? Then the Kissing a Frog Contest is for you. Take your best digital pic of you/your sister/your grandma/your next door neighbor/your parrot kissing a frog (whether it is an actual frog or a stuffed one, or even your dog in animal drag), and upload it to your facebook/twitter/instagram with the hashtag: #FroggyStyle or send it to email@example.com to enter.
Photos will be displayed on author’s website/social media.
Prizes include a $50 gift card, books, ebooks, and toy frogs.
Contest ends March 30, 2013.