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Villainous Union Repeals Don't Ask, Please, Please, Please Don't Tell
By j.a. kazimer
New Never News Staff Writer
The Villainous Union has repealed the Don't Ask, Please, Please, Please Don't Tell policy that barred gay henchmen from serving in the union in a 7 - 3 vote.
In protest of this bold action, heroes everywhere are vowing to stop wearing tights, and instead, will only wear skinny jeans.
President Ogre refused to comment, other than to say, "Ask not what you can do for your country. Just do it."
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