by j.a. kazimer
Are you evil to the core? Does your own mother cringe when you call? If so, the Villainous Union wants you. You will travel to far and a way kingdoms, seeing the world one evil deed at a time, while unhelping others.
Join the Villainous Union and be as evil as you can be!
*Do-gooders need not apply.
Call 1-800-PRINCE-CHARMING-ASKED-FOR-IT to apply.