Wicked Witch Dies After Fall of Housing Market
By j.a. kazimer
Business New Never News
In spite of all indicators, the recession is not over. Just ask the Wicked Witch of the West, who was killed today when a house, recently foreclosed on by the mayor of munchkin, fell on top of her. The house was driven by a illegal immigrant from Kansas.
The wicked witch's sister, Glenda the Good stated, "We knew it was coming, but it was still a shock. I mean, really, a house? What kind of person drops a house on someone?"
The Wicked Witch's next of kin, The Wizard, was unavailable for comment.