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Simple Simon Sought

by j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat, New Never News

Local pieman told police he was accosted by New Never City resident, Simple Simon while attending the local fare. Police believe Simon is unarmed and not that dangerous. If you see Simon, make sure you sez, hi!