by j.a. kazimer
Obit, New Never News
Happy B-Day, Mom!
Old King Cole was a merry old soul. He was also pretty damn old, dying at the ripe old age of 245. He claimed he'd lasted so long due to three things ~ his pipe, his bowl, and rock-n-roll.
He will be missed.
His funeral will be held at The Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee Funeral Home just off Fairy-Second Street.
