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Slow Economy Hits Elderly Hardiest
by j.a. kazimer Economic, New Never News
The slow economy hits the elderly hardiest according to Old Mother Hubbard, a renowned economist with the Institute of Old People. Mother claims, "Nearly one in three old mother's have bare cupboards, and over one in two dogs have no bones."
The Mayor, Dog, declined to comment, siting his weakened state.