By j.a. kazimer
Happy Tax Day, New Never News
Local prince, Charming, was recently arrested at the New Never City Famous Slipperwear shop when a clerk complained the prince had sniffed a female customer's shoe. The prince denied the allegation, claiming, "I was merely admiring said slipper...with my nostrils."
Police gave him a $50 fine sent him to bed without his porridge.
