by j.a. kazimer
Classifieds New Never News
CLASSIFIEDS
Villainous Help Wanted
~ The New Never City Villainous Union is now hiring. Positions include henchman, villain, mad scientist, and janitor. You must complete a full background interrogation that includes a cavity search, as well as pass a drug test. We are an equal opportunity employer, expect for heroes. We really hate those guys. To learn more about the positions, or to receive an application, email us at Bad_Guys@VU.com.
