By j.a. kazimer
Arson New Never News
A fire overnight at the Clock Factory caused extensive damage, but no reports of lives lost. Well, with the exception of one, little mouse. Who witness, Hickory Dickory of the New Never City Dorks, said, ran up the clock, the clock struck one, the mouse ran down, causing the friction blamed for starting the blaze.
Family members could not be reached for comment, as they are away attending a seminar for the blind.
