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Missing Ants Stump Investigators

By j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat New Never News

The ants go marching in, one by one, and they never marched back out according to New Never City officials. An investigation is pending.

Hurrah! Hurrah!

"Damn insects," a city official said. "Always marching in and out when they should be at home. Antarchy is what it is."