Letter to the Editor
New Never News
Hey Diddle Diddle,
A Cat and a Fiddle? Really? Isn't this the sort of thing proponents of the same-silverware ban were talking about? Where's it stop? Next you'll be telling me a cow jumped over the moon, and there's a video of it available at the local library. What's happened to our great city?
~ A Spoon
Dear Spoon:
:P
~ The Editor