This Little Piggy Arrested For Public Urination
By j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat New Never News
The youngest brother of the This Little Piggy family was arrested this afternoon after going wee-wee-wee all the way home. Police received numerous complaints from neighbors following the alleged peeing incident.
Captain Smee of the New Never City PD stated, "When units arrived on scene, they noticed a thin trail of urine leading all the way to the Piggy house. Following the...um...lead, police arrested the youngest piggy."
One neighbor angrily shouted, "What's this city coming to? Our brick road used to be white, but now look at it..."