Statue of Libertarians to be Destroyed
by j.a. kazimer
City Beat New Never News
A city councilwoman from Queen of Hearts has asked New Never City officials to remove the famous Statue of Libertarians, which stands in the center of main street in the heart of Queens of Hearts. The request came shortly after a resident was struck and killed by a bit of crumbling concrete falling from the statue's nose that eyewitnesses claim appeared to be 'a big booger falling from the sky'.
When asked about the construction, Councilwoman Alice de Wonderland stated, "Off with her head, and then the rest of her. Only then will our tea party's be safe from this libertarian menace."