By j.a. kazimer
Health New Never News
Roger sat on a wall. Roger had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Roger back together again.
Poor Roger never had a chance. When did New Never City start allowing horses to administer medical care ? Their hoofs are just too damn big! An autopsy is scheduled for this afternoon, but there is no doubt in this reporter's mind that Roger died as a result of the hoof lodged in his chest.
