By j.a. kazimer
Highway Beat New Never News
According to the New Never City Highway Department, our fair city's bridge tolls will soon rise. Why one might ask?
To pay for those in our city who refuse to pay their own way. Namely, GOATS. The toll bridge operator, Troll, explained, "Those cheap bastards (referring to goats) refuse to pay the tolls. And worse, they're gruff when the refuse too!"
