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Woman Sited Following Car Accident
By j.a. kazimer
Street Beat New Never News
The younger of Cinderella's stepsisters was sited by police yesterday following a three car collision on Grimm's Highway.
The charge? Being ugly, of course.
According to the arresting officer, the accident occurred when the ugly stepsister jaywalked across the highway, and a truck full of chickens narrowed avoided hitting her ugly mug.
When asked why the ugly stepsister cross the road, the police responded, "To get to the other side, you idiot."
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