By j.a. kazimer
Royalty New Never News
In a shocking turn of events, commoner favorite, Prince Charming, has asked a scullery maid to be his future wife. A SCULLERY MAID! While this reporter's sure maid maiden Cinderella has some good points, one cannot overlook her career choice. She cleans toilets for frog sakes! Which oddly enough is how the couple met.
The queen was unavailable for comment. "My lady hasn't stopped crying," told the palace butler.
