By j.a. kazimer
Environmental Beat New Never News
Ten years ago today, Michael rowed his boat ashore, causing one of the greatest natural disasters in New Never City history, as twenty billion gallons of cooking oil coated the beachfront.
Many worried that the local economy would never rebound, yet, the New Never City townsfolk, hefted their pitchforks, and got back to work, changing the landscape into a haven for fans of all fried foods.
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