By j.a. kazimer
Legal New Never News
Dinnerware across the city is up in forks over the new ban on same-silverware marriage. No longer will the Dessert Fork and the Salad Fork enjoy the same protection under the law as the Dish and the Spoon.
Proponents of the ban state: "At the Last Supper, Jesus ate with a fork and a spoon. Not a spoon and a spoon. It's just not natural."
Natural or not, the law will be challenged all the way to the 5th District Fairy Court. As opponents claim the law violates their Silverware Rights.
