The Princess Who Really, Really Has to Pee Asks the Wicked Witch
Dear Wicked Witch:
My prince is pressuring me to take a cell phone camera with me into the little princess' room and take a picture while I pee. He says it has always been a "fairytale" of his, and that if I really love him I'll do it.
~ The Princess Who Really, Really Has to Pee
Dear Princess Pee:
Just man up and go already. What's the worst that can happen? Overnight, international internet exposure? Think of it as a career move. Look what it did for the Tidy Bowl Man.
~ The Wicked Witch
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