By j.a. kazimer
Political Beat New Never News
Political insiders are astounded by today's election results as Beauty is declared the President of New Never City after defeating Beast in a landslide victor.
"You like me. You really, really like me," Beauty cried in her acceptance speech.
Beast couldn't be reached for comment, but his right-handed henchman demanded a recount. Voters will remember this campaign as one of the costliest and most negative elections in a land far, far away.