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Beauty Beats Beast

By j.a. kazimer
Political Beat New Never News

Political insiders are astounded by today's election results as Beauty is declared the President of New Never City after defeating Beast in a landslide victor.

"You like me. You really, really like me," Beauty cried in her acceptance speech.

Beast couldn't be reached for comment, but his right-handed henchman demanded a recount. Voters will remember this campaign as one of the costliest and most negative elections in a land far, far away.