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Dwarfs Arrested After Overnight Brawl

By j.a. kazimer
Stubby Crime Beat New Never News

After a violent brawl in Greenwitch Village overnight three dwarfs were arrested, while four others were hospitalized with minor injuries. Apparently, the mini-ruckus stared when Dopey declared "Hi Ho" to a passing woman. Her companion took offense to the remark, and the short battle soon ensued.

Doc, Dopey and Sneezey White will be arranged on Wednesday for changes of public drunkenness.