Dear Wicked Witch:
What are some of your favorite Thanksgiving Day traditions? I prefer a nice green salad.
~ Thomas T. Turkey
Dear Dinner:
I like to celebrate this fine day with a nice ride on my broomstick followed by a typical Thanksgiving feast, and to top it off a nice, eye of newt pie. You're welcome to join me. Head over about seven a.m. Make sure to shower. In butter.
~ The Hungry & Wicked Witch
