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7 Dwarfs of Christmas ~ Day 6

By j.a. kazimer
Happy Holidays New Never News

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Six Grumpy Orgasms (I just wasn't in the mood)

A dwarf named Dwarf Diddy Dogg (Diddy Dirty Money aka, Sean Puffy Combs, P Diddy, etc, don't get any ideas, I've copyrighted the name) with five golden teeth

Four killer bluebirds

Three little people riding a french poodle

Twin tired dwarfs

And a midget in a pear tree