By j.a. kazimer
Happy Holidays New Never News
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six Grumpy Orgasms (I just wasn't in the mood)
A dwarf named Dwarf Diddy Dogg (Diddy Dirty Money aka, Sean Puffy Combs, P Diddy, etc, don't get any ideas, I've copyrighted the name) with five golden teeth
Four killer bluebirds
Three little people riding a french poodle
Twin tired dwarfs
And a midget in a pear tree