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An Apply a Day Responsible For Childhood Obesity?

By j.a. kazimer
Health Beat New Never News

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


The New Never News has uncovered the truth behind the lies perpetuated by the Apple Growers of New Never City. An apple a day won't keep a doctor away. We tried it. And unlike poison gas, it does not keep anyone, let alone, medical professionals away.