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Georgie Porgie Arrested for Sexual Assault

By j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat New Never News

Long time New Never City resident, Georgie Porgie was arrested last night for sexual assault after he kissed a girl, made her cry, and then pulled down his pants and ran away when a group of boys came out to play.

Bail has been set at a puddin' and a pie.