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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary Found Beaten to Death with a Garden Hoe

By j.a. kazimer
Understandable New Never News

Mary Mary, of the Cin City Quite Contrary family, was found beaten to death last night in her garden inside her family's compound just off the Fairy Strip.

Some suggest her murder was a garden gnome mob hit, while others believe her contrary demeanor is responsible. Either way, we now all know now what makes her famous garden grow - Blood and Brain Matter.