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Beast Dumps Beauty for Bridget

By j.a. kazimer
Dating New Never News

In a surprise move, longtime beau, Beast, has dumped his girlfriend of five years for a woman known only as Bridget. Sources close to the couple say the breakup was a longtime in coming.

The couple is best known for their elaborate breakups including a 2008 incident in which a teacup called Chip received several fractures. This latest breakup comes after FMZ reported Beauty's alleged affair with her Beauty & The Birkenstock co-star, Jack. The affair apparently stated after Jack saved Beauty from choking on a magic bean.